၁၃၇၅
ခုႏွစ္၊ သတင္းကၽြတ္လဆုတ္ ၅
ရက္။
မေန႔တစ္ေန႔က မိတ္ေဆြတစ္ဦးမွ အီးေမးနဲ႔ပို႔ေပးလိုက္တဲ့ ရယ္စရာပံုတိုပတ္စေလးတစ္ပုဒ္ကို ေအာက္မွာ ဘာသာျပန္ၿပီး ဟာသဒါနလုပ္လိုက္ပါတယ္။
ဖတ္ၿပီး ေတြးၾကည့္ ရယ္ၾကပါဘိ။
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ပင္စင္ယူေတာ့မည့္
သက္ႀကီးဆရာ၀န္တစ္ဦး၏ေနရာတြင္
အစားထိုးရန္ ဆရာ၀န္ေပါက္စတစ္ဦးအား ေက်း ရြာတစ္ရြာသို႔
ေျပာင္းေရြ ပို႔ေပးလိုက္သည္။
ပင္စင္ယူခါနီးျဖစ္ေသာ
သက္ႀကီးဆရာ၀န္က လူမမာအိမ္မ်ားသို႔
သြားေရာက္ၾကည့္ရႈရန္ရွိသျဖင့္
ဆရာ၀န္ ေပါက္စအား
ရြာမွလူနာမ်ားႏွင့္ထိေတြ႔ရင္းႏွီးမႈရွိေစဖို႔
သူႏွင့္အတူ တစ္လက္စတည္း ေခၚသြား၏။
ပထမလူနာအိမ္သို႔ေရာက္ေသာအခါ
လူနာအမ်ိဳးသမီးက ..
"က်မ
ဗိုက္ထဲက နဲနဲမေကာင္းဘူး
ဆရာ"
ဟုေျပာပါသည္။
ထိုအခါ
သက္ႀကီးဆရာ၀န္က ..
"လတ္လတ္ဆတ္ဆတ္အသီးေတြ
စားတာ မ်ားသြားလို႔ ျဖစ္မွာပါကြယ္။
ေလာေလာဆယ္ စားေနတာထက္
နည္းနည္းေလ်ာ့စားလိုက္မယ္ဆိုရင္
သက္သာသြား မသြား ၾကည့္ၾကေသးတာေပါ့"
ဟု ေျပာလိုက္၏။
လူနာအိမ္မွထြက္လာၾကသည့္အခါ
ဆရာ၀န္ေပါက္စက ..
"လူမမာကို
စမ္းသပ္ေတာင္မၾကည့္ပဲနဲ႔
ဆရာက ဘယ္လိုလုပ္ၿပီး ေ၀ဒနာရဲ
႔ အေၾကာင္းရင္းကို
ခ်က္ခ်င္းသိ နိုင္ရတာပါလဲ
ခင္ဗ်ာ"
ဟု ေမးေလသည္။
ဒီအခါတြင္
သက္ႀကီးဆရာ၀န္က ..
"စမ္းသပ္ဖို႔
မလိုပါဘူးကြာ။ မင္း ေတြ႔လိုက္တယ္
မဟုတ္လား။ နားၾကပ္ကို ၾကမ္းေပၚ
ငါ တမင္ပစ္ခ်တာေလ။ အဲ
အဲဒီနားၾကပ္ကို ငါ ကုန္းၿပီးေကာက္ေတာ့
အမႈိက္ျခင္းထဲမွာ ငွက္ေပ်ာခြံေတြ
အမ်ားႀကီးေတြ႔ရတယ္ကြ။ ဒါနဲ႔
ဒီမိန္းမ ဒါေတြ နင္းကန္စားထားလို႔
ဗိုက္မေကာင္းတာျဖစ္ရမယ္ဆိုတာ
ေတြးမိလိုက္တာ"
ဟု
ေျပာလိုက္သည္။
"ဟုတ္လိုက္တာဆရာရယ္၊
တကယ္ကို ေရႊဉာဏ္ေတာ္
စူးရွပါေပတယ္ဗ်ာ။ ဒါနဲ႔ ..
ဆရာကသာ
ခြင့္ျပဳမယ္ ဆိုလို႔ရွိရင္
ေနာက္သြားမယ့္လူမမာအိမ္မွာ
ဆရာ့နည္းေလးကို က်ေနာ္ကိုယ္တိုင္
လက္ေတြ႔ စမ္းၿပီးၾကည့္ ခ်င္ပါတယ္"
ဤသို႔ျဖင့္
ေနာက္လူမမာအိမ္သို႔ ေရာက္ေသာအခါ
လူနာအမ်ိဳးသမီးငယ္ႏွင့္
မိနစ္အတန္ၾကာ စကားစျမည္
ေျပာျဖစ္ၾကသည္။
"ဆရာရယ္၊
က်မေလ အခုတေလာမွာ အားအင္ေတြ
ကုန္ခမ္းၿပီး အရင္ကလို
အားမရွိဘူး ျဖစ္ေန ပါတယ္။
အရမ္းကို မသယ္ခ်င္ မလုပ္ခ်င္နဲ႔
ေျခကုန္လက္ပမ္းေတြ က်ေနေတာ့တာပဲရွင္"
ဒီေတာ့ ဆရာ၀န္ေပါက္စက ..
"ခင္ဗ်ားကိုၾကည့္ရတာ
ဘုရားေက်ာင္း (Church)
လုပ္တာေတြနဲ႔
အေတာ္ေလး ၀န္ပိေနပံုရတယ္။
အဲဒီ ဘုရား ေက်ာင္း (Church)နဲ႔
ပတ္သက္ၿပီး တရၾကမ္းလုပ္ကိုင္ေနတာေတြကို
နည္းနည္းေလးေလ်ာ့ၿပီး
လုပ္မယ္ဆိုရင္ ေကာင္းလာမလားဆိုတာ
ၾကည့္ၾကတာေပါ့ဗ်ာ"
ဒီလိုနဲ႔
လူနာအိမ္က အျပန္မွာ သက္ႀကီးဆရာ၀န္က
..
"ဒီမိန္းကေလးကို
ငါ ေကာင္းေကာင္းသိတာေပါ့ကြာ။
ဟုတ္တယ္ မင္း ေျပာတာ ျဖစ္နိုင္တယ္။
သူ က ဘုရား ေက်ာင္း (Church)
အလုပ္ေတြကို
အားႀကိဳးမာန္တက္နဲ႔ တက္တက္ႀကြႀကြ
လုပ္ေနတာ။ ဒါနဲ႔ ေနပါ ဦး၊
မင္းက ဘယ္လိုလုပ္ၿပီး
ဒီအေၾကာင္းေတြကို သိေနရတာလဲကြ"
ဟုေမးရာ
..
"ဘယ္ရပါ႔မလဲ
ဆရာရယ္၊ ပထမလူနာအိမ္မွာတုန္းက
ဆရာလုပ္သလို က်ေနာ္လုပ္တာေပါ႔။
နား ၾကပ္ကို ၾကမ္းေပၚ
တမင္လႊတ္ခ်လိုက္ၿပီး
ျပန္ကုန္းေကာက္ေတာ့ ကုတင္ေအာက္မွာ
ဘာသာေရး ဆရာ (Pastor)
ရွိေနေလရဲ
႔"
တစ္လက္စတည္း
(အသံထြက္
-
တလက္
စာ့ဒဲ)
- တစ္ဆက္တည္း။
ေတာက္ေလွ်ာက္။
တရၾကမ္း
(အသံထြက္
-
ဒလဂ်န္း)
- ျပင္းထန္စြာ။
အထက္က ျမန္မာျပန္ထားတဲ့စာေလးရဲ ႔ မူရင္းအဂၤလိပ္ဘာသာနဲ႔စာကို ေအာက္မွာဖတ္ၾကည့္နိုင္ပါတယ္။
အထက္က ျမန္မာျပန္ထားတဲ့စာေလးရဲ ႔ မူရင္းအဂၤလိပ္ဘာသာနဲ႔စာကို ေအာက္မွာဖတ္ၾကည့္နိုင္ပါတယ္။
New
Country Doctor
A
young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor
who was retiring.
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become use to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman?
How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."
The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman.
She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"
"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the pastor under the bed.
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become use to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman?
How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."
The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman.
She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"
"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the pastor under the bed.
